"The eyebrows form but a small part of the face, and yet they can [lighten] the whole of life by the [delight] they express." -- some Athenian philosopher

Eyebrows. Eyebrowls. Mine are the same color as my hair (What color did I decide to call that? Wheaten?), and it's kind of weird because sometimes you can't see them in pictures. But I don't have to pluck them as often, and I have no mono-brow/uni-brow. You-knee-browl.

I can raise both of them at the same time. I can furrow both of them at the same time. I can raise my left one really high while I furrow my right one really low. I can make a lame attempt at doing that with my right eyebrow up. What really gets people going is when I make a wave with my eyebrows whilst wiggling my ears and, you guessed it, flaring my nostrils. Just wait till they see me pat my head and rub my belly too.

My eyebrows are a blessing.